Aqara FP300 - a Tech Masochist meta review
This is a Tech Masochist Meta Review - TM does not have the item in hand, but is compiling thoughts based on tech coverage, Reddit vibes, and his own hard earned wisdom in dealing with bleeding edge technology. Aqara has release the FP300 presence sensor, after a lengthy tease that began January at CES and ended somewhere after the Trump presidency somewhat walked back apocalyptic tariffs against Chinese products. It succeeds but does not entirely subsume the Aqara FP2, which remains in some ways the examplar of Aqara's offerings in this space. Presence sensors solve the shortcomings of basic PIR motion sensors that are not so great at detecting couch potatoes and other somewhat sedate human beings, promising to detect minute movements with mmWave technology. The first way the FP300 distinguishes itself is its power source - with 2 replaceable CR2450 batteries, the FP300 avoids the hardwiring requirement of the FP2 and can be placed discretely without ungainly cords wrecking your s...